gayleaf:

*grinds on you in a club* [yells because loud music] DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO DISCUSS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

anexperimentallife:

grrrl-riot:

I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona. 

It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page. 

This is what happens when a conservative meets this little thing I like to call “reality.”

amoying:

oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…

bestlols:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

um…

• girlfriend killed by demons
• mother killed by demons
• no friends

congratulations on your winchesterhood, Kevin.

thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

He would rather die than leave Purgatory without Cas

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

naffzilla:

krudman:

thedeckonomist:

krudman:

thedeckonomist:

naffzilla:

krudman:

Watch out, internet. I have an opinion!

*audible gasp*

WRONG

REASONS WHY I’M RIGHT.

ILLOGICAL REBUTTAL

INCORRECT EVIDENCE

CHECKMATE ATHETITS

CALM EXPLANATION AND DISMISSAL OF INCORRECT EVIDENCE.

CITING MORE EVIDENCE.

QUESTIONING YOUR LOGIC.

*GIF SHOWING APPROVAL*

I’ve got you

tavros-the-bull:

have you ever wanted to draw so badly but then when you actually sit down to draw you just