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Let us never speak of the tomfoolery

*grinds on you in a club* [yells because loud music] DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO DISCUSS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona.

It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page.

This is what happens when a conservative meets this little thing I like to call “reality.”

oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…

when your parents don’t like what you’re wearing

um…

• girlfriend killed by demons
• mother killed by demons
• no friends

You sick bastard.

He would rather die than leave Purgatory without Cas

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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Watch out, internet. I have an opinion!

*audible gasp*

WRONG

REASONS WHY I’M RIGHT.

ILLOGICAL REBUTTAL

INCORRECT EVIDENCE

CHECKMATE ATHETITS

CALM EXPLANATION AND DISMISSAL OF INCORRECT EVIDENCE.

CITING MORE EVIDENCE.